Anul Beans

beans that grow on yer ass

hemeroids gone wrong

by jamtaco October 13, 2003

beano

A Pedophile.

The beano served life.

by larstait October 14, 2003

cool beans

meaning oh that's sweet
or slang for nice. cool, good stuff etc. etc.

oh thats an nice cell phone,,
cool beans.

by hoku April 28, 2006

pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out

Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.

by Bewels October 9, 2008

Beans

A word that is funny to say and write at any randon time or after someone asks you a question.

Stupid person-"Whats the answer to #5?"
Me-"Beans"

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Beanpole

an erect penis

Man, I can't wait for that hooker to start jerking on my beanpole.

by missjess October 3, 2014

Cool Beans

When the the phrase "cool beans" is said, it usually means "cool" but its even cooler to add the beans. Also said when one is telling a story and when is done you don't really care so you just say "cool beans"

kid 1: "YA then we went swimming"

YOU: "Cool beans."

or

kid 1: "you know what sucks?"
YOU: "what?"
kid 1: "my gf dumped me"
YOU: "cool beans."
(a way to lose a friend quickly)

by AGIRLWHOLIVED December 20, 2010