Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022

Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

FAP

FAP /map/ (verb)

An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.

"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."

"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."

"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"

by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021

Fap

other word for masterbation. Other phrases include
yanking the chank
launching the rocket
Tickling the pickle

Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Jerkin the gurian

Dude, my sister walked in on me having a fap, this isn't good

by BigOleBilly June 16, 2020

Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin

I fap chowed my cousin

by Sloppy Dave Bob August 3, 2022

fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016

Fapped

Somebody masturbated,

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped

by DragonLion February 17, 2020