new years peeve

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

first year fifty

The weight gain a first year graduate student puts on in his or her first year of studies. Similar to the freshman fifteen, the combination of late night "study breaks" and stress over finding an adviser and funding causes the student to put on some pounds.

"Hey Brian, did you see Karen at the football game?"

"Yeah, looks like she suffered the first year fifty at Stanford."

by Concered Student January 5, 2009

Today years old

A millennial way of saying "recently"

I was today years old when i kissed a girl. Guess what? She liked it

by Johnny Doeb February 11, 2023

zombie new year

The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.

On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.

by Kyvia June 11, 2006

9 year olds

A pewdiepie subscriber

I got 9 year olds so just hold you defecation

by HoveringCat March 15, 2019

New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017

New Years peeve

Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .

Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009