winter

A period of time where everyone realizes that AI isn't quite as amazing as they thought it was, leading to a massive drop in funding, research, and general hype. Usually happens after a lot of promises are made that AI can't deliver on (yet), and people get tired of waiting. Can last for years, leaving AI researchers feeling cold and broke.

After self-driving cars started crashing into everything, we entered a new AI winter, and all the AI startups went belly up faster than you can say 'algorithmic bias'.

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

Winternet

when your internet slow af / keeps cutting out during winter.

Jake: Yo FUCK this winternet gang 💔

by can't get any 𝓓𝓐ℳ𝓢𝓔ℒ𝓢 January 13, 2026

Groundhog Winter

The antonym of "Indian Summer": the last surprise phase of winter, often accompanied by a freeze or snowfall. Usually takes place after the first bloom of spring flowers.

I was about to wax the skis and pack away the gear, but Groundhog Winter hit bringing 10 inches of fresh and we're getting a bonus weekend out on the mountain.

by Duck Lewis April 13, 2011

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

august winstead

someone who has beautiful eyes, usually super tan, is amazing in bed, very talkative and a nice body. perferably girl. may mot be tall but not short, and the names meaning to take the life out of the sun, meaning, there bright

august winstead is amazing!

by Carter Wood July 6, 2011

Carmel Winter

noun; informal
noun: Carmel; plural noun: Carmels

A person or thing that has a depressing or dispiriting effect, often relating to a refusal to take part in the consumption of the alcoholic beverage beer.

"Hurry up and drink your beer you wank stain, you're being such a Carmel Winter."

by WELL May 15, 2015

Misty Winter

The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room

"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"

by penaltube June 14, 2015