screw it window

The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.

Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."

screw it window by DevilMike December 15, 2008

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Puppy In the Window

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.

Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)

Puppy In the Window by Rundanrun December 21, 2016

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fall out of window

Accidentally going against Putin and finding yourself, and your tub, on the pavement below.

A lawyer for Russian Whistle blower might fall out of window while carrying his tub up to his apartment.

fall out of window by Busger Mcfarkle March 22, 2017

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pwnage window

When debating stuff on the interweb and you post an incorrect detail within your finely honed theory, you're leaving a pwnage window open for others to pwn you.

As such, it's an inaccuracy others can exploit.

Feck! There was I extolling Billy Dean's heterosexual virtues and he's opened a pwnage window on me by posting a twatload of Gay Elvis Porn at The Club :dry:

pwnage window by manker August 5, 2005