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french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.
Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!
by noblindonkey March 30, 2021
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French Lean

Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.
Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.
by PowerhouseD December 18, 2012
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frenching around

When in a multilingual group, the French-speaking folks segregate and start chatting in their own tongue.
These guys are always frenching around. They are up to something evil, or cute.
by tuxu January 29, 2017
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French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.
Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.
by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023
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French relay

A game played by 2 girls and 3-6 guys. The two girls kneel and suck off the guys for 30 seconds at a time; the guys rotate. The first girl to finish a guy off and swallow a mouthful of cum is the winner; the other girl then sucks off and swallows for all the remaining guys.

See also: French roulette.
Almost everybody left the party by about 2:00 but Steph and Annie stuck around, so me and some of my boys ended up having a French relay.
by anon444 December 29, 2010
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French breed

When you fuck and kiss at the same time
Dude, I French breeded Angela so hard last night!
by Chaz Badazz August 31, 2016
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French Swipe

When you wipe your ass and shit gets on your pinky finger.
Man I shit so much that I had a French swipe.
by Texmexdiva July 23, 2019
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