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mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.
by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014
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soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!
Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!
by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014
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wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)
Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.
by nigga22190 December 12, 2013
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wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015
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Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice
That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.
by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015
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Power Wood

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation
Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat
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wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.
1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!
by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018
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