wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

by Spencer April 8, 2005

roffles waffles

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.

Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"

by Dysfunction September 11, 2003

blue waffles

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015

waffled

To be defeated/dominated by another in an amusing context

Jazzy got waffled

by Dunni October 27, 2003

Mexican Waffle

A waffle with manbutter and syrup instead of regular butter and syrup. Best served as part of breakfast in bed.

"Hey babe, you want me to make a special breakfast for you?"

"Yeah! That'd be awesome!"

"You're right, I will make a Mexican Waffle you'll never forget. I have a special organic protein butter that makes it really unique."

by PTSpice August 13, 2009

Wafn

The acronym for "What a Freggin' Noob." Used to put someone who has just embarrassed themselves into a further state of embarrassment. Used when only talking about one person. Also See plural Wabofn

Person 1: Dude! Look at this video I found on youtube.
Person 2: Oh man! That was awesome, he totally got owned!
Person 1: Yeah, I know. Wafn.

by DJ Sam August 11, 2006

eggo waffle

A brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid's ass as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. Most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one BUYING their capitalist merchandise.

Eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? Can somebody say "Hitler?"

by amethyst August 11, 2007