Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.
by PUBEHEADS January 15, 2004
Get the Horse vaginamug. 
Guy #1: Yo man I totally banged the shit outta that milf from the gym!
Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!
Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!
by 2drunkskunk November 1, 2009
Get the Unicorn Vaginamug. A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.
by Robert Mozeltov May 29, 2010
Get the Cactus Vaginamug. Same aspect to "blue balls," but in female form. When a girl almost fullfills her sexual peak but some asshole decides to cut her short from orgasm. Usually, this type of girl is the shit because she can over-ride the power of how men feel when they get blue nasty balls.
John: Yo I was going down on Steph last night and when I stopped she went ape-shit on me.
Chris: Did she orgasm?
John: No, why?
Chris: No wonder dude, you're such an idiot, you gave her blue vagina!
Chris: Did she orgasm?
John: No, why?
Chris: No wonder dude, you're such an idiot, you gave her blue vagina!
by Blueyumyum April 2, 2010
Get the Blue vaginamug. by cholayy May 8, 2008
Get the vagina monstermug. by Joe Smith December 3, 2003
Get the vagina envymug.