A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022
Get the Vampiremug. Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth
by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019
Get the Vampire Teethmug. by That one tall chick named Rae January 14, 2020
Get the Vampiremug. by Alexzaf May 9, 2023
Get the vampiric essencemug. Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”
by RickiAwful March 3, 2022
Get the LA vampiremug. by P3nAnc34$Ak3n August 30, 2025
Get the Vampire pacifiermug. A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).
I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.
by The I Like Trains MAN January 15, 2024
Get the Vampire Bottommug.