Horse vagina

Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.

Star Jones has the worlds most hamajang horse vagina.

by PUBEHEADS January 15, 2004

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vagina flap

term like penis wrinkle... an insult

you are a big vagina flap

by Big B April 03, 2004

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Unicorn Vagina

Something totally fictitious involving sexual exploit.

Guy #1: Yo man I totally banged the shit outta that milf from the gym!

Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!

by 2drunkskunk November 01, 2009

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Cactus Vagina

A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.

Brianna, you're suck a cactus vagina!

by Robert Mozeltov May 28, 2010

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Blue vagina

Same aspect to "blue balls," but in female form. When a girl almost fullfills her sexual peak but some asshole decides to cut her short from orgasm. Usually, this type of girl is the shit because she can over-ride the power of how men feel when they get blue nasty balls.

John: Yo I was going down on Steph last night and when I stopped she went ape-shit on me.

Chris: Did she orgasm?

John: No, why?

Chris: No wonder dude, you're such an idiot, you gave her blue vagina!

by Blueyumyum April 03, 2010

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