Blue Tongue

When a restaurant meal leaves you dissatisfied so you have to go home and cook something yourself.

That meal left me with such bad blue tongue, I’m not even gonna tip. Now, I’m gonna have to go home and cook.

Blue Tongue by SaranRap September 2, 2019

Blue Tongue

When you drop the last bite of a good meal right before it enters your mouth.

Man, I dropped my pumpkin pie ice cream. I’m gonna get blue tongue now!

Blue Tongue by SaranRap September 2, 2019

Banjo tongue 

When your tongue is tired from making out with your sister.

Man it was a long night last night, I have had banjo tongue all day.

Banjo tongue by CarArt November 23, 2019

Golden tongue 

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

Golden tongue by B1GMammy January 20, 2020

Savoury Tongue 

This is the direct opposite of a Sweet Tooth.
If someone has a savoury tongue, they are a person that prefers savoury foods over sweet foods.
Tongue is referred to in this definition because "sAvOuRy ToOtH" just doesn't sound catchy. #IDontMakeTheRules

"I'm more of a sweet tooth tbh, but Michael is such a savoury tongue!"
"Sarah is a massive savoury tongue, she won't even chew gum!"

Savoury Tongue by Lexicognitive April 22, 2020

Clover tongue 

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

Clover tongue by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Common tongue 

The most widely used language. I would call English the common tongue because at this point there are soo many different ways people speak it. I also think that by naming it the common tongue it would lose it's standing as something superior.

person: Do you speak the common tongue?
another person: Yes, I do.

Common tongue by An idiot sandwich October 9, 2021