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first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.
by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009
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Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.
150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.
by icicler August 14, 2012
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Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.
Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.
by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022
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Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.
Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."
by nickehl November 26, 2010
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Test-e-clad

When one's scrotum is dressed up for a special occasion.
I like Steve's test-e-clad for the wedding today. Very class, Steve, well done.
by Adam Kristopher June 12, 2012
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Tesla Test Drive

Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot
Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.
by HailLarry3 May 9, 2019
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indian bravery test

A test of soul where one puts hand in fire if he flinches it burns if he pulls it out it is Chopped off
“Man I can’t believe Jhon got his hand burned durning the indian bravery test

“Shouldn’tve Flitched”
“Yeah he’s a cunt”
by JackoFudge October 18, 2018
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