by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008
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James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.
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by Glasgow repairman August 19, 2022
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The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
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An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.
An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.
boy: ya I do yoga and read tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a softboi engineer
girl: you're a softboi engineer
by anonymous May 13, 2022
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aka bhop which is a way of jumping to gain speed.
aka bhop which is a way of jumping to gain speed.
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"Tes Tickles" - It is a game engine that you go boing boing in.
"Tes Tickles" - It is a game engine that you go boing boing in.
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