Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016

touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.

Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.

by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017

reverse pp touching

when you touch hers instead

hey you wanna do some reverse pp touching?

by nolanjhhh January 11, 2021

taha touches hahas

What do you think

You know taha touches hahas

by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022

U Can't Touch This

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

by fc2078 January 4, 2021

Billy-Joe touch

A deadly virus that could be spread by Billy-Joe

Ahh! You got the Billy-Joe touch!

by YesBestie May 24, 2021

The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

by BLynch March 14, 2008