Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018
Get the Jake Forwardmug. by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020
Get the Armed Jakesmug. The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.
by Chloe Ross February 15, 2018
Get the Jake Elimug. a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
Get the jake bransonmug. Jake is a very different type of person. he is very sneaky and tends to watch people when they don't expect it. he is very loyal to his friends. his smile warms up the room and everyone loves to spend time with Jake. he is very athletic and girls crawl all over him, on top of that he has a great body, its a perfect match!! he is very intelligent and smells amazing. its a myth that jake mcquades pee ginger ale!! usually found with ginger hair, and a sexy smile, jake mcquade is the person to be!
by aruther burfeild January 25, 2019
Get the jake mcquademug. by Pussy Destroyer 69696969 December 4, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug. by warmerparty April 2, 2020
Get the Jake the hedgehogmug.