first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.
by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009
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Monster can test

It’s where you get a monster energy drink and compare it with your pork sword, if the cans smaller you win
Person 1: “Nah bro mines not small it passed the monster can test“ person 2 “you probably just tested to see if you could fit it in the can
by Mantistoo August 17, 2021
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The Fitnessgram Pacer Test

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a "20 Meter" test. Children think that "20 meter" means that they don't have to run more than that, but they're wrong. They run in 20 meter intervals. As you continue to run these intervals, the time periods get shorter and shorter, and by 35, the less athletic kids are done. Then the athletic kids get to show off. Basically the Pacer Test is just making children run up and down a 20 meter space a bunch of times.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The runner speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *bodeboop*. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start.
by dracman21YT October 25, 2017
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Test-e-clad

When one's scrotum is dressed up for a special occasion.
I like Steve's test-e-clad for the wedding today. Very class, Steve, well done.
by Adam Kristopher March 05, 2012
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Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.
150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.
by icicler March 27, 2012
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Smelly Dick Test

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017
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Tesla Test Drive

Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot
Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.
by HailLarry3 May 10, 2019
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