touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.

Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.

by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016

U Can't Touch This

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

by fc2078 January 4, 2021

taha touches hahas

What do you think

You know taha touches hahas

by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022

turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

Billy-Joe touch

A deadly virus that could be spread by Billy-Joe

Ahh! You got the Billy-Joe touch!

by YesBestie May 24, 2021

The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

by BLynch March 14, 2008