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No-Pillow-Having-Wife

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.
by Ixidor Waveharp February 15, 2021
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Brendon Uries Wife

somebody who obsesses over brendon urie so they call themselves his wife.
person 1- Whats your name? Person 2: I’m brendon uries wife wbu? person 1- wtf
by brendon uries imaginary wife September 13, 2020
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next life wife

When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.
Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
by RT4L June 28, 2020
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bi wife energy

"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
by Immortal Synn December 9, 2008
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I Cheat On Wife

I Cheat On Wife and Wear a wig sunglasses and a armour vest and record in the bathroom~
by CuntGayBitchDady August 3, 2019
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whack a wife day

Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year
Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day
by Whack a wife July 19, 2021
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