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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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Chair

That outfit is so chair!
by Ghostgirlmysterious November 5, 2023
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Spinny chair

It’s something y’all spin in to pass time , days , months , and years :) ! If you have one your either a gamer , a detective or you don’t even use/need/want it .
I was spinning in my spinny chair .
by Yourhavemanyeggsinyourhand April 14, 2020
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Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.
Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.
by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025
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Pringles chair

That big guys Pringles chair is really deep!
by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016
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The Rage Gaming Chair

When you fuck a girl while she is sat on you playing a videogame so during climax you make her lose the match so she will be swearing while cumming
Yesterday my girl was playing LoL on my account but I ended up losing a lot of LP because i did The Rage Gaming Chair
by Pikamatt_ May 31, 2021
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Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
by funneydude September 22, 2020
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