Surfboardt

The surfboard is a euphemism for a sex position in the tub, where a woman is on top and controlling the action.

Beyonce says: "Then I fill the tub up halfway
Then ride it with my surfbort, surfboardt,surfboardt"

by Niyah324 August 27, 2020

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surface piercing turd

When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath

I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.

by Powedertoastman January 15, 2021

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surfsockie

An amazing, kind and sweet fanpage
A great editor and also very pretty

surfsockie is amazing

by I’m so pretty and lind October 1, 2021

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Surflection

When having a supervision meeting with your manager, is it Surveillance or Reflection? Possibly a bit of both!

"I've have a Surflection meeting with my manager/supervisor"
"I'm sure my manager/supervisor is Surflecting me in our supervision"
"I think I was just surflected by my manager/supervisor in our supervision"

by BuildingBlocksBob May 5, 2022

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Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

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Surfincroc

The Surfincroc is simply an advanced crocodile that can surf. In some cases it could even be used to describe how Goated you are.

Oi you see that Surfincroc, dare you to go pat it.
Oi im such a Surfincroc, i dont give a shit bout that.
Oi i just made that shot im such a Surfincroc.

by Sellout President March 7, 2023

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