5 definitions by JLamprey
Getting your hate on about someone or something from a safe enough distance that you can comfortably express your rage or disgust without making anyone aware that you are doing so. Best done alone, behind some bushes or in the back of a van.
Donny snuck off behind some trees to do a bit of remote loathing. It had taken him five days without sleeping, but he could now see that the entire craft fair must clearly be a front for a massive prostitution ring. "I can't walk five feet without tripping over blowjobs and people propositioning me for sex," grumbled Donny, "but so long as I stay here in my secret hidey hole, I can keep an eye on all the perverts and remotely loathe to my heart's content!"
by JLamprey December 11, 2019
Requesting a full shavel of the navel in order to provide a sweeter glide down to the production area. Once the tummy fluff is gone, you can bet it's gonna be a straight trip down to the bone zone.
by JLamprey November 20, 2022
Pronounced "nyen nyen nyennnn" with a full extend from the one on the end.
A super fresh shout out made to jazz up the tough boys at your cool guy rap battle and evoke their hot sweaty respect and also many stylized hand and finger poses. The trick is it's quick because you flick it.
A super fresh shout out made to jazz up the tough boys at your cool guy rap battle and evoke their hot sweaty respect and also many stylized hand and finger poses. The trick is it's quick because you flick it.
"Word up, this is the real shit coming atcha now! Talkin' nine nine nine! Hey you! Come over here and piss out the fire on my back!"
by JLamprey June 6, 2023
Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.
I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.
by JLamprey June 23, 2022
A way to express feeling very frustrated about an ongoing or frequent situation that you seem incapable of resolving;
To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
Turtle hat! I keep waking up soaked in piss and I try to stay awake to catch who's doing it but it's hard when I'm so motherfucking drunk.
by JLamprey December 14, 2016