chocolate smile

The act of shitting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.

Turn that frown in to a chocolate smile

by Waqas, Chris, David, May 23, 2006

Smiley Syndrome

Smiley-Syndrome: The Inability to control your inner ego and remain Humble and disassociate ad hoc attacks with something bigger than yourself. Smiley-Syndrome is a more severe case of bitchassness.

Reverend Wright has smiley syndrome. Smiley syndrome gives him a false sense of believing people care about the substantive merits of his arguments. Smiley syndrome makes one feel the need to prove himself to the public and defend his statements.

by Peter Wilkins May 4, 2008

happy smiley filthies

the essence of all things wrong wet and sticky,Often spawned from the anus of people.....your people

happy smiley filthies....i like them you like them we like them ok!

by shotstains January 2, 2011

Smiley

1. An abnormality or blemish

2. Can be physically on a person or an object; something unusual.

3. A defect

4. A deformity

5. A mutation

After meeting his girlfriends moms for the first time and noticing the mole on her face, her turned to his lady and said "I didn't know your mom had a smiley."

The ear of corn looked good. Except one kernel had a smiley on it.

The lone hair on her breast was a definite smiley.

by Chambana July 11, 2012

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

1/4 Smile

When a person says something that quite doesn't deserve a laugh, you can give them a 1/4 smile, or maybe even a 1/2 smile.

His name is Will.i.am not William. You wouldn't call FLO-Rida Florida now would you.

1/4 smile. (Did you see how I used it)

by Felipe M January 17, 2009

Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.

Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.

by Razor Smile July 17, 2009