if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

7th Inning Stretch

Between the top half and bottom half of the drinking game called “baseball” teams typically gather together during the 7th inning stretch where the opposing teams “hit the slopes” or inhale “performance enhancing stimulants “ to get themselves ready for the remainder of the ballgame.

Hey guys I can’t wait for the 7th inning stretch already and it’s only the bottom of the first inning!

by Rajendrankumaraswamy June 12, 2023

far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit

Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023

7th inning stretch

A momentary break in a marathon sex session.

She:Are we done?
He: No, it’s just the 7th inning stretch

by Sir Osiss of Liver March 8, 2024

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026

Tasmanian rectum stretcher

You shove to spoons into your rectum, then pull the spoons apart stretching your rectum to its limit.

I used the Tasmanian rectum stretcher method on my brother.

by Baldwigguh67 January 22, 2026