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Even Steven 

A sociological phenomenon in which your neighbor, acquaintance, relative, or significant other makes it a special point to ensure that you are responsible for your share of bullshit, labor, or other unnecessary hindrance.
Sue is such an Even Steven. After she cleaned up the dog shit on the carpet, she refused to do laundry until I walked the dog."
Even Steven by octoberfest86 December 18, 2019

Pulling A Steven 

the guy that does his best to undo that havoc you have caused as it happens, a cleaner up-er of messes, a debbie downer
(you knock over an ash tray and your pal starts picking it up)
Your response-Awww duuuude, you're pulling a steven! Don't Pull A Steven!
Pulling A Steven by desertchild December 14, 2010

Super Steven 

The best dude on the earth. Anyone is more than lucky to be friends with him. He`s way super.
Super Steven just smiled at Awesome Anna.
Super Steven by Awesome Anna February 23, 2005

SFASU (Steven F. Austin State University) 

1) Home of the Ratchets
2) Home of all the ugly girls
SFASU (Steven F. Austin State University)

Even Steven 

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.
Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.
Even Steven by J July 17, 2003

Upset Steven 

Upset Steven implies the act of squating over someone's back and releasing a steamy shit.
Last night me and NC gave an upset steven to Dae
Upset Steven by Spoofman January 26, 2007