sewer squirrel 

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

sewer squirrel by hairyshitstorm February 23, 2012

tainted squirrel 

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

tainted squirrel by 12bdk May 3, 2016

Flying Squirrel 

A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.

I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.

Flying Squirrel by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

Mangled Squirrel by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

beat the squirrel by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

the wooden squirrel by trippyskippy January 13, 2011

kick the squirrel 

(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.

2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.

Today we all got together at Ambers to kick the squirrel.

kick the squirrel by kittiesbutts August 8, 2016