persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.

Haley is such a squirrel-friend!

by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014

Baby squirrel

A girl that looks like a squirel with to nurs in her mouth.

Look at baby squirrel , shes forridging for the winter!

by HO5TEL May 19, 2017

Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.

"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"

by adg3825 April 27, 2021

fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.

Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel

by DistractedMatt November 14, 2015

Squirrel Day

The day that marks the end of Summer and the beginning of Fall. A squirrel is taken from its tree and placed in front of an acorn. If the squirrel takes the acorn it means that it is officially fall.

Did you hear that the squirrel took the acorn on Squirrel Day? That means it's OFFICIALLY fall!

by d_leigh August 27, 2010