tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.

John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"

by N-gu October 9, 2008

small spoon

Small penis

Damn girl he had a small spoon refering to the guys penis

by stickrunner April 5, 2017

Greasy Spoon

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.

A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.

by Adultie January 11, 2018

Magical Spoon

tobacco/marjuana smoking pipe made out of floam(tm)

"Hey come on, it's called puff puff pass, not puss wait a million years pass!!! Give me that magical spoon!"

by ya hurr?! November 8, 2006

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

by El*Duche February 27, 2005

big spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

wooden spoon

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.

by Ryan J G February 17, 2006