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Spermburper

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.
Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!
by Timbers December 18, 2005
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Spermy Germies

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.
Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!
by FoxBlueBlueFoxFox August 5, 2008
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general sherman

Large fish in the simpsons.

They say he's five hundred pounds of
bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but
if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
"And uh no one's ever caught him?"

"Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell."
by LEM Chino April 10, 2005
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sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.
"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."
by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008
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spermherder

One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.
My ex is a spermherder was always taken what she could get whereever it was from.
by Brandon9001 October 3, 2006
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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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spermer

A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue
kevin: fuck yo I just put my hand in a niggas nut on the handrail of the stair casing
Christian: yep them some spermer's living around here
by sir. louis belivadear October 4, 2016
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