spandoliers

An off the cuff way of saying "Spaniels ears" in reference to saggy breasts.

"My god! what a set of spandoliers"

by jumperhumper May 31, 2009

Sandy Clack

An overly, and often unnecessarily bitchy female. Term refers to having sand in one's vagina, causing constant irritation.

How does Dan put up with that fucking girl? She's such a sandy clack.

by Monkey Nipple July 22, 2009

Sandy Hanky

A Hanky that has some gritty substance in it.

"Hey, Jim, I found your Sandy Hanky in the bathroom last night."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."

by Proto-menace March 29, 2010

spanayguld

to shake left and right rapidly so your penis smacks of your thighs and makes a clapping noise (spa-nay-guld)

i hopped out the shower and spanayguld my dick dry

yesterday i got bored and spanaygulded my girlfreind

by dorkadorka January 4, 2011

Spandubious

Something that is fucking amazing and enjoyable or even crazy.

Dude this is going to be sooooo spandubious.

by deepZ650 May 16, 2011

sandychaps

When you have sand lodged in places it doesn't belong.

Person 1: The other day I was building a sandcastle only to discover upon standing that I had a serious case of sandychaps.
Person 2: Bummer.

by LordPhalange July 6, 2011

Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.

We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel

by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011