safety squeeze

A hug that shows the person reciving the hug a scenes of security

After my parents had just died, my uncle embraced me with a safety squeeze and told me everthing will be alright.

by SimpleMan January 8, 2008

safety harness

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.

Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.

by Master P '84 January 13, 2008

Shafed

-The act of having dined in the worst dininghall at Virginia Commonwealth University.

I just shafed, and now I feel like shit!

by Rams876 April 15, 2009

Safety Lesbian

A girl who acts like a lesbian until she finds a boyfriend. Not to be confused with actual lesbians, safety lesbians may:

A) use sexual preference as an excuse for a chronic lack of boyfriends,

B) attract guys with the promise of a threesome,

C) muff dive until 'the right guy' comes along.

Maria) "Stacey thinks we should threeway with Jake."
Maude) "Be careful, she might just be a safety lesbian."

Claire) "So you're a lesbian?"
Janet) "Yeah, until the right guy comes along."
Claire) "Pfft, safety lesbian..."

by King Near July 3, 2010

safety nut

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

by UstinJ June 14, 2014

Safe dick

The term safe dick is used after your break up and you need a re bound. Safe dick is usually being sexually involved with someone from your past i.e ex, long time friend or co worker ect.

Anyone can go through this but cougars invited this term.

"My ex husbands friend whom i've known for 20 years would be considered safe dick"

by etro516181 April 10, 2023

not safe for waffles

A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles.

"You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles."

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 8, 2016