The United states

Great Britain

Person 1: I love the united states
Person 2: The accused, Person 1, is guilty of treason, and shall therefore be hanged, by the neck, until death.

by Baron von wimmerschnitzel November 28, 2022

Laura the slateryarder

The most generous person you will ever meet! Even if you you move to the UK from another country and meet hundreds of people, uou will still be amazed by the fact some people like Laura will actually go the extra mile for you ! Thanks to Laura I got to live my dream finally living on my own having an apartment with a balcony! 😂 9th floor with the view of the Mcr canal ( ok i got the chance to be hawkeye ?! ) I will be screaming 0161 Ain't nobody better than Laura ! For ever xxx

Not just anyone can be the slater like Laura the slateryarder

by Filipeee December 22, 2022

moron the slater

A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".

In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.

Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Sofia Figure Skates

Sofia is an enchanting woman characterized by her striking beauty, intellectual prowess, captivating allure, and exceptional skill on the ice. Her commitment to perfectionism shines through in every aspect of her life, making her a truly remarkable and multifaceted individual.

Sofia: Sofia Figure Skates is my pookie bear.

by Joesph Chadson November 13, 2023

President of the United States

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.

“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Hard Problem of Nation-States

The paradox of sovereignty: A nation-state claims absolute, indivisible authority within its borders. But in a globalized world, this sovereignty is fundamentally fictional. States are permeable to capital flows, digital information, climate effects, pandemics, and transnational corporations that operate beyond their control. The hard problem is that the nation-state, the primary unit of modern political organization, is simultaneously too small to solve global problems and too large to address local ones effectively. It is an increasingly dysfunctional container for human affairs, yet no agreed-upon alternative exists.

Example: A nation-state passes a strict data privacy law. A multinational tech company, based elsewhere, continues to harvest its citizens' data through servers in a third country. The state's sovereignty hits a wall. Conversely, a small town being poisoned by cross-border pollution is powerless because the solution requires an international treaty. The nation-state is caught in a pincer: its legal authority stops at a line on a map that viruses, carbon dioxide, and billionaires laugh at. It possesses the myth of total control while wrestling with problems that are inherently stateless. Hard Problem of Nation-States.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026