A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
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Get the Simp mug.You and your friends are at the mall, and he won't spit game at no girls cause he's nervous or scared. He's being a simp. Or your friend is buying bitches clothes, and what not, like a trick.
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Get the simp mug.a person who is a simpleton and does things that are very strange that causes them to get the nickname... or a random person on the street doing something very simple and plain.
that person is such a simp
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A word that wannabe edgy 12 to 26 year old white guys who spend most of the day online just learned a few months ago for the first time. Is now basically used by them the way 10 to 24 year old males in the 70s through mid 2000s called other guys "faggot" or "fag", or said "That's so gay". Basically it now means anything and everything the guy using it doesn't like, or describes any male except the user. Anyone who he disagrees with or dislikes. All original meaning and context is now gone. The word is dead from overuse.
Prima: Look at that guy who just spilled his coffee on his laptop!! What a SIMP!!!
Secunda: Ay yo....that ain't what that word means, brah....
Secunda: Ay yo....that ain't what that word means, brah....
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