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Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.
Damn yall niggas needa chill yall boutta have a Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.
by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025
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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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Simon

The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!
Girl 1: is that simon?

Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!

Girl 1: such a fckboy
by Steinchen<3 November 22, 2021
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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Simon

Cute guy that takes the biggest fists up his bubble but
- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021
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Simon

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.
No other Person is as good as Simon.
by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021
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