Pineapple Surprise

When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise

"Ow Bitch yo fanny hairy" "Pineapple Surprise mother fucker"

by monkey lover237 December 05, 2013

McDonalds Surprise

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth

"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."

by LDF June 05, 2005

Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

iranian surprise

When you bust a nut in a chicks face ( splurge ). While it is all over her face making it sticky. You throw sand at her face causing it to stick to her face BITCH.

"I gave Brock's Sister an Iranian surprise". "strangely she liked it"

B&E J&G

by G Ridge November 21, 2007

Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.

Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".

by See Shang Shong June 03, 2011

muddy surprise

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.

Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.

by Johneeee November 22, 2006

surprise mothafucka

it is used to denote the element of surprise . can be used in any situation involving a surprise

for ex - pornstar:oooooooh baby put it

my pussy i love your big cock

guy *shoves dick into her ass*

pornstar: OMG WTF !!!

guy: SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

by WizFact January 17, 2014