Starting five

Referring to basket ball.

Your starting players, instead you have five boyfriends/girlfriends on deck.

Janaye are you single?

naw, im got a starting five.

by FeelDaRush August 24, 2009

Jacob Sartorius

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

by Athena Adams May 15, 2016

startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

shart balloon

somebody who is disgusting both visually and smellularly

Sarah Palin is a shart balloon

by swerty35 January 15, 2011

sartaz

A stupid fucking fuck

"Dilbert is such a sartaz. He just looks at the wall and says nothing"

by AHigherBeing December 1, 2017

Sartor

A Sartor is a special type of person. Sartor is the last name of usually a boy and is always knows as a Legend! He is funny, charming, and always has a kind heart. He is usually exceptional at sport and is a amazing athlete. He is the type of person who would stick up for his friends and if you came anywhere near his Girlfriend, you would be in a coma on life support. He is an amazing fighter, and could make a brick wall crumble and cry for mercy. There is no other way to put it! They are Champions! If you ever come across a Sartor, make sure you keep them close becuse this spectial person is very, VERY, hard to come by.

Sartor is Fuckin Legendary!!!
Sup Sartor?

by The Online Oxford Dictionary. December 15, 2019