simp

a pussy. a scared little punk, a trick.

You and your friends are at the mall, and he won't spit game at no girls cause he's nervous or scared. He's being a simp. Or your friend is buying bitches clothes, and what not, like a trick.

by smiles206 July 4, 2009

simp

a person who is a simpleton and does things that are very strange that causes them to get the nickname... or a random person on the street doing something very simple and plain.

that person is such a simp

by lksdjf-3094slkfdj October 4, 2010

SIMP

Shit In My Purse

Check out all this SIMP!

by Loute August 28, 2007

simp

a guy who does the most to get a girl; jack

Jack is a simp for Jadyn

by nation of simps April 24, 2020

Simp

Squirrels
in
My

pants

Guy 1: tell me what makes you jump like that
Guy2: Simp

by Retarded Sam December 20, 2019

Simp

Charlie Atkinson

A girl doesn’t like him and he sucks up until she does (simp)

by Mercedes mason August 27, 2020

Simp

A minecraft player who is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so good at minecraft

"ur a simp"
MC Pro "What did u just call me?"
"a simp"
MC Pro "Why did you call me a simp?"
"cause it's abbreviation is super intense minecraft player!"
MC Pro "oh"
"yeah! it does!"

by theteeheegod1 August 23, 2021