slit seller

A female who sells her cooter.

I got herpes from a slit seller!

by Ari D. January 29, 2006

Shellfie

A photograph of oneself or a group including oneself that features any type of shell, including seashells and turtle shellsA photograph of oneself or a group including oneself that features any type of shell, including seashells and turtle shells

"Hey Jim, thats a cool shell over there, lets take a shellfie with it."
"Good idea Bob."

by ShellfieKing August 23, 2014

Shelley Duvall

A insanely cool actress that smokes constantly. She’s known for The Shining (1980), Popeye (1980), Brewster McCloud (1970) and Three Women (1977). Her lungs are probably fried now, but she was a really cool actress.

John: Bro Shelley Duvall is a cool actress and needs more appreciation.

Jim: I agree

by peepeefart137293829 August 22, 2021

“The truth shall set you free”

Actually, this saying is ITSELF one of the LEAST “true” statements of all time… as we are all too painfully aware, “coming clean” to the powers-that-be (i.e., parents, teachers, policemen, etc.) seldom if ever actually gains or maintains your “freedom”; in fact, usually the **exact opposite** occurs whenever you bravely/penitently reveal your shameful secrets like this --- rather than their extending any significant “charity” (i.e., mercy or forgiveness) to you in response to your trustingly/naively-admitted revelations of past transgressions, these hypocritical and out-of-touch-with-reality sadists generally do everything they can to CURTAIL your freedom and otherwise make you as miserable as possible, such as giving you an extended time-out, grounding you for an outrageously-long period, making you stay in from recess, throwing you in the slammer for a few days, and so on. So unless there is some serious injustice that your silence is maintaining (such as that an innocent person is being blamed/punished for something that you did), it’s usually wise to follow Will Roger’s advice to “never pass up a good chance to shut up”… contrary to what these authority-figures may try to assure you, they generally do **not** “have your best interests at heart”… about all they actually wanna do is try to soothe their **own** perpetually-gnawing consciences by being overly hard on anyone under their care!

My conscience was pricking me after hearing the local minister preaching about “the truth shall set you free”, and so like the total dumba** that I am, I went to the police station and admitted to the desk-sergeant about my having swiped a few candy-bars and a couple bottles of soda from the local Circle-K over the past six months; rather than just smiling and praising me for “being a good boy” to be so honest, though, the officer merely slapped da cuffs on me and made me cool my heels in jail for 48 hours! Talk about a letdown --- he didn’t even seem to care about my protests that he was blatantly going against what the preacher had just said was supposed to happen when we admit our sins! I think I’ll sue that minister for misrepresentation and deceitful speech --- I shoulda merely kept my big mouth shut, just as I always have in the past regarding stuff like this! And then he wonders why he has such a hard time gaining or keeping church-members!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

selling out

A band has “sold out” when their fans no longer get feel like part of an elite clique. This generally happens when a band attracts interest from a major label, who provides them with a higher recording budget, which results in just enough polish to make the band acceptable to a slightly wider audience; unfortunately, the better production generally reveals the band’s basic lack of musical talent, which hipsters could previously not see because it was hidden behind a blurry cloud of “lo-fi.”. What hipsters once assumed were “fractured pop songs” are revealed to simply be “bad pop songs,” and the hipsters aren’t smart enough to figure out why their favorite band suddenly seems to suck way more than before, so they blame it on “commercial production” and this mysterious and ephemeral force of “selling out.”

Dr. David Thorpe

Hipster: Selling out to the corporate machine! Ahhhhhhhhh.

by M-Sauce September 10, 2008

omg im offended by words whut shall i do?

A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.

Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.

See also: Mom, Teacher

guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"

teacher:"What did you say?"

Guy 1:*repeats himself*

Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"

Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"

by FukUall August 5, 2009

selling

To be dealing drugs.

The minimum that I'm selling is QP's.

by Diego October 2, 2003