Salsa Pants

The act of having salsa on the pants, usually on the trousers of biatches.

That girl has salsa on her pants, the number 23!

by Yolanda November 15, 2004

Woke sealion

Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.

Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.

by Old Phardt June 5, 2022

Sealsism

A name for a religion involving following the practices of Nick “God” Seals

Non Believers: Why are you busting a nut on that Journey?

Me: Because the Journey was gods first car in Sealsism.

by poopybutt6969 May 12, 2019

Sealshit

Anything that blessedseal does

Seal: hey I'm so cool
Person with over 5 iq: that's some sealshit

by Plify October 4, 2022

Sealsexual

When u think they are pretty but arent interested in anything more.

Svanik is sealsexual at many times in his life.

by Preth August 7, 2025

Seal Cat

A big lard of shit,having a throat beard of pubic hair also cheating at life

Hey Corey did you see that Seal Cat take my money?!

by killa1991 January 21, 2008

sealteam

A noob from stormscale, can often be found giving sunstrider head at the entrance to MC

lawl did you see sealteam get pwned by the ZG bats!?!?!?

by Harvey mcsausage February 7, 2008