Salty Crab

An advanced sexual position for gay men where one man lies on a bed on his back and gets into the crab walk position while the other man stands at the edge of the bed and analy penetrates him while simultaneously giving him a blow job.

+1 bonus point if both men ejaculate at the same time creating the "All You Can Eat Crab Night at the Red Lobster"

I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.

by Cockosaurusrex September 27, 2008

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Salty milk

Milk that has salt poured into it.

-Did you drink my salty milk?
-Yeah, sorry dude, just couldn't restrain myself.

by thegman666 January 9, 2020

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Salty Rim

When you masterbate with your own tears so much you build up tear salts around the head of your penis.

Man, I've had a salty rim ever since my girlfriend left me.

by vickyspanish January 1, 2017

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Salty

Sassy, person with attitude

(It's a good thing to be salty)

Troy is salty. Troy is very salty.

by livetodance October 1, 2014

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salty penguin

An unwashed penis after sex.

Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.

Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt

by Harry & Flash December 21, 2013

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