Rule 17

Every win eventually fails

Guy: Halo 2 FTW ^_^

Guy2: Halo 3 is out now. Rule 17

by pseudonimph February 5, 2009

Rule 17

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)

by ummreagan September 16, 2009

No condom rule

At risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) I'm just gonna give a definition:
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.

No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.

by Mr Irrelevant September 24, 2016

rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Can I get sum Rule 34 on Captain Planet?

by Ninja337 January 7, 2007

fuzzy dice rule

When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror

Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule

by Pooperstoopr August 30, 2017

ryler

The myth, the man, the legend.

Rylers are the manliest men around. They take no flack from anybody and laugh in the face of danger. With a mostly wild side they also can be incredibly empathic and thoughtful. They love to snuggle and be around family. Ladies, if you ever find a Ryler hold on to him tight.

Bethany, your boyfriend is being such a Ryler right now.

by Too Red November 12, 2016

976 rule

the physical attractiveness of a person one's never seen before is significantly lower than the appeal of their phone voice. (the rule is based on the principle that "976" phone sex operators are generally unattractive women in trailer parks.)

"I'm not going out with your sister unless I see a photo first: I've been burned by the 976 rule too many times, and ended up on dates with monsters."

by joe. October 3, 2003