Oral Queef

1. When a person expels a "pfffpfpff" or "belch" sound from their mouth after eating-out a person's vagina. It will smell like their partner's orpheus.

2. When a person's voice cracks unexpectedly while talking.

Oral Queefed, Oral Queefs, Oral Queefing, Oral Queefitous
Mark: "Hey man, *pffpfpff* what's up?"
Tom: "Eww man! You just Oral Queefed in my face!!"
Mark: "Sorry, I was with Josie last night.

Dude: "My voice just cracked."
Dudette: "Thats called an Oral Queef."

Guy: "Wanna go see that ba**nd?"
Girl: "Dude, Your voice totally just Oral Queefed"
by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010
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queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole
We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd
by Bigwhitesexslave August 14, 2017
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Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.
1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.
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neck queef

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef
i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.
by beandok January 23, 2019
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Queef Kernel

chunky, blood clot byproducts of a queef during a woman's menstrual period.
Dude, I thought Carman's period was over and we banged doggy style... but then I got splattered by queef kernels when I pulled out.
by Buck Mann April 10, 2011
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Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.
"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"
by kingofpenisandlvl80paladin February 18, 2012
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Queef Cave

Jake: "Did you get in her pants?"
Matt: "Yeah man, i tapped that queef cave."
by Tom Herpe March 03, 2011
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