poser

Hurriedly and randomly collecting scattered pieces of shit
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.

And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.

Golly Bill,,, Mr. Ware sure did put a nice collection of abstract
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.

by Handy Dick Vandy August 26, 2022

poser

you

you poser

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Poser

A coworker or boss who chooses sides on any given issue based solely their desire to fit in.

Sanchez totally sided with the staff accountants in that meeting so they would give her a "you go girl!" in the company cafeteria. Last week she chose to hang with Legal so she could be invited to their Happy Hour. She's a total poser!

by Ancillary Gurl June 2, 2009

Poser

Someone that has to make clever abbreviations for words so that they don't end up cursing, to defend their appropriate and wholesome looking/sounding image.

He/she was a poser that didn't want to say anything that didn't make him/her look wholesome or appropriate. The fucked up thing about it was he/she also didn't want to say/do anything that made him/her look uptight or prudish, because he/she also wanted to play the people who hated anything wholesome.

by The Original Agahnim June 13, 2021

Poser

Not to be confused with a beginner, a poser is that kid at the skate park that sits on every obstacle with a skateboard but never rides it and then says that he tre flipped a 7 stair

skater: hey man look at this clip.
Poser: that's cool but I dolphin flipped that same 12 stair

by not chandler September 17, 2020

Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

Poser

Someone who starts claiming to be an asshole to avoid being the same mollycoddle next door or down the street they were growing up, rather than because they really are an asshole.

The poser is imitating assholes now that he/she is no longer imitating kind hearted people.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020