ghoul poon

1) A necrophiliac's dream come true. A recently departed female's vagina for use in necrophilia-like activities.
2) A nearly deceased female's vagina.
3) Rare Any elderly woman's vagina.

1) When Jack entered the morgue, he found a vast amount of ghoul poons.
2) The EMTs found the female victim's ghoul poon in full view.
3) Mrs. Cruplebottom has a dusty, unused ghoul poon.

by CoitusPerson April 16, 2009

"tune-up from the poon up"

(phrase )

Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.

see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".

"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".

by scar belle April 12, 2008

party poon

a vagina often used at drunken get togethers

o thats a nasty party poon

by partypoon March 5, 2009

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

puffer poon

A puffer poon is a big boned lady that thinks she is the best thing since sliced, toasted, ham and cheese, french bread with bacon on top!

Person 1:" did erica change the menu again?"
Person2:"she is such a puffer poon!"

by Monster Piel June 12, 2016

Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.

Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.

by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017

Blue poon

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.

You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?

by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018