NYPD Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Police

People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.

The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.

by Snowboy Jr. April 18, 2023

Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.

The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.

by Nakli Techie January 27, 2021

Police officer

The guys dt drooling over the 10 year old boys wishing to deflower and cavity search them as young as a 1 year old boy or girl with their chrome extension baton sometimes puts infants in microwaves Denys parental rights without court and regularly found loitering

The scariest thing in the galaxy the Police officers peace extends to deflowering & getting blown by 5 year old boysand raping their ass as depicted on toe as advertised on google

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Emotional Policing

When someone seems intent on telling you to stop feeling a specific emotion. Usually negativity because you're "bringing everyone's mood down" or something similar. Even when you hide your emotions in public and say one offhand comment about how you really feel,there will most likely be someone there to enact Emotional Policing. You're expected to change yourself despite how you truly feel,despite how many facts you have to back up your emotions (which you shouldn't need because that notion seeks to invalidate emotional response). Emotional Policing is everywhere.

Example one:
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."

Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."

by Lazthedictionist November 23, 2024

tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023