1st place

The be number 1, to not be number 2.

Hey Justin! Guardians of the Galaxy has been 1st place for 3 weekends in a row so go see it cunty!

by DangoAteYoBabyMate September 7, 2014

Gold Plated Diapers

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous

"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."

"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson

by Kutcher March 26, 2009

Patel

A person who goes to a store and asks for a discount on an already discounted item

Yo Vlad, you see that "Patel" over there? Give him that 2% discount and call it a day.

by James Werdsbond July 15, 2010

second place

Second Place is First Loser

1> Dude, I did alright. I came in second.
2> Man, second place is first loser!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

Malkesh Patel

Sweet, kind, honest, loving, handsome, caring guy from Gloucester. Somebody totally amazing.

That guy is amazing, but he'll never be as good as Malkesh Patel.

by soy26 December 24, 2008

placebo

Innefective medication given to someone to psychologically make them well. They think that they have been given medication that makes them better so their mind makes themself get better because they think the drug is taking effect. Confusing.

Dr. Jimbob: We got a guy at the front desk complaining that he is critically ill. I don't think he is though, I mean I've checked him over and he's fine.

Dr. Thomas: Just give him a placebo, that should sort it.

by Craig March 26, 2005

Wizards of Waverly Place

The ONLY show I can stomach on Disney Channel.

Person 1: Did you watch Wizards of Waverly Place last night?
Person 2: Yeah and surprisingly I didn't need the bottle of Pepto Bismol I keep on my nightstand for Disney Channel shows.

by omgwtf16 June 28, 2009