brown phantom

A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.

Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.

by BigLud May 23, 2014

Danny phantom

The act of "going ghost" similar to Danny phantom from Nickelodeons show "Danny phantom" by butch Hartman

"bro I can't believe she just Danny phantomed me like that"

"Did you hear that but pulled a Danny phantom on Ashley?"

by B1ackwhirlwind September 29, 2019

pink phantom

the spooky girl mentioned in the gorillaz song

man I just listened to the pink phantom such a great song

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

Not-so-phantom faeces

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty

liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007

Fag Phantom

When your in thought or in task (whatever it may be) and suddenly interupted by a harsh racing thought of a vision or wierd thought about the same sex and YOU KNOW IT IS NOT YOU because you are a Hetrosexual. You blame it on your Fag Phantom.

Yeah I was in deep thought of this one beautiful chick and then a picture of next door Bob was in my head while I was getting my money...Damn that Fag Phantom.

I was kissing my girl last night and my Uncles name popped in my head. Like im gonna think about my Uncle while Im trying to get to third base... That damn Fag Phantom

by I hate that when that happens June 16, 2009

phat like a phantom

This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat

P1: I just put safe as milk into urbandictionary.com
P2: No way? That's phat like a phantom

by Keese September 12, 2005