Keese's definitions

chav

council house adolescent vermin

you dirty little chav, i bet you lost your virginity when you were 10

by Keese September 21, 2005

sput

A heavily processed type of cannabis. The cannabis is put through a sieve, so only the pollen comes out, then water is added and it is baked. Many marijuana users find this harsh tasting and prefer natural cannabis

Only scallies smoke sput

by Keese September 21, 2005

phat like a phantom

This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat

P1: I just put safe as milk into urbandictionary.com
P2: No way? That's phat like a phantom

by Keese September 12, 2005