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Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.
“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”
by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024
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Club Penguin

1. One of the most legendary MMPORGs of all time.
2. Codeword for child porn.
1. Club Penguin is gonna be missed...one of the best MMPORGs of all time.
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it
by thenabster126 April 8, 2021
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penguin god

1cripplingdepression1
1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god
by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018
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Penguins

A group of black people who always huddle up like penguins and scream
Them penguins over there was talking about my momma.
by sloppy poppy May 11, 2018
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The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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Penguin

A handsome man disguised as a well off man
He’s a penguin. An actor. A man handsome man that dresses or appears as a successful man. Example: The man is covered in chains with no career. Misleading women to act out of character in order to impress him.

He spends all his money on clothing, jewelry, and vacation's to attract women. He’s unable to provide support for the woman.

A good looking man that knows if he dresses nice it will attract women. Causing women to act out of character and later down the line the woman is trapped feeling unsupported

A tempting handsome looking man unable to support a woman
by Pinkgrassbluegrass February 5, 2024
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Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
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