oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guys as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to decirbe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting"

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by Philip!! December 30, 2008

mozart paintings

A term used to describe something really valuable by someone who obviously doesn't have a PhD...especially in Art History or Music.

Be careful, I have got some mozart paintings back there.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

Brown Painter

A girl who constantly shits on your dick well analing her

Adam:How was the girl?
Noah: Shes great, but the fact that shes a brown painter gets on my nerves

by ng11 June 10, 2009

War paint

War paint was used by soldiers in ancient times; they used to paint their faces with dark and light colours in order to scare off enemies in battle.

They put on war paint before battle.

by DrNikku July 25, 2015

Painterbation

The act of dipping your penis into paint and slapping it against a blank canvas, thus creating an art piece.

C: Hey, have you seen Q's abstract art work
E: Yeah, I think its called painterbation

by Scootch, Slooter and Q December 31, 2010

spray painting

wet, nasty shit that comes out with such force that it coats the bowl with a layer of dookie

dude, the mexican food i had for lunch had me spray painting the office toilet all damn day

by sarcasticprick August 28, 2009

Indian Paintbrush

When a person with long hair braids it before inserting it into there partners anus, then pull it out and paints a picture on the partners chest.

Sally gave John a beautiful Indian Paintbrush that he will always remember.

by B.A.B.B.S. March 14, 2011