Parent

A miserable person wishing to fulfill the goal through his well developed sperm, yet not accepting a goal of their kid they already did, therefore being happy and popular is cool but sex and nicotine addiction are bad.

Can be uses both as a gift and a curse.
"That's such a parent's sentence "
"You sound like my parent"
by Adolfenschmeritz October 4, 2019
mugGet the Parentmug.

Ur parents homo

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others
Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*
by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021
mugGet the Ur parents homomug.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.
They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..
by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025
mugGet the Phone a friend Parentmug.

Sugar parents

A married couple that provides lavish gifts in exchange for sex
My sugar parents booked me hotel and bought me a bunch of ecstasy.
by Thundergunexpress April 25, 2020
mugGet the Sugar parentsmug.

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